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A Barney Stinson Resume Website

A Barney Stinson Resume Website

Barney Stinson Resume Website

My name fits into the cadence of this song. As a recently graduated unemployed person, I'm really tempted to make it my own video resume.

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After Ted laughs at Marshall's basketball record listed on his resume, Marshall defends himself by mentioning a medical condition he has that prevents him from playing. It is later revealed that the condition is actually "dancer's hip", a malady common among ballet dancers. The gang jokes about it, much to Marshall's dismay, but he later admits to Lily that he does dance "more than you know". Barney shows his "awesome video résumé";

en.wikipedia.org)Robin notices that Barney's video resume uses meaningless buzz words, such as "the Possimpible" to describe the nexus between the Possible and the Impossible. She does not agree with his method of getting a new job (including breaking 15 bricks with her forehead and wearing an Amazon warrior outfit). Her last remaining choice is the Lottery girl job. After Robin is turned down from that job, Ted, Marshall, and Lily are there for her in her last hours in the US. Barney finishes Robin's video résumé without her and it gets her a job at channel 12 hosting a new morning show. (Source:

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Consider what your status should say – “looking for a job” gives you no where to go but “I need a job badly”. Your status should say something more appealing that reflects what you are doing in your profession or industry. “Adding new work to my website” or “attending the Design How conference” makes a more interesting message to read. It is amazing how being more specific gets much more responses from people you know. You can even find out more about other people’s interests as they respond to your status updates.

 

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